Girls Who Lift Won't Tell You
Do you even lift, bro?
We weight more than before we started lifting, but we look slimmer.
We schedule our week around Leg Day.
There will be no twerking the night after Leg Day. Or driving with clutch control. Or walking up stairs.
Our phones look like this in the morning.
We get up at an unholy time and torture our bodies for an hour at the gym...
...yet somehow still rock up to work with more energy than your previous lie-in and bucket of triple-shot latte ever gave you.
We have a smoking-hot bod but nobody to see it.
A gym rat's lifestyle: not conducive to romance
We turn down a night at the pub for a hot date...
...with our trainer at 6am.
Our trainer knows more about us than some of our best mates.
Unless your best mate knows the circumference of your biceps, your body fat percentage, your resting heart rate, your entire vocabulary of grunts and groans, your deepest darkest desires, and how to give you a really great groin stretch.
While our guy friends find us ever so slightly intimidating.
(And we secretly love it.)
21. We're exhausted, anti-social, and have a heap of laundry at the end of the week, but it's totally worth it.
Because we feel happier with life and with ourselves than we ever thought possible.
What do you think?