Just Not In These S3x Positions
If you’re having s3x right, then the whole event should move in one fluid motion. It should be an orchestra of different words being said and positions tried. Some girls are finicky and can’t seem to understand why some sexual positions are used.
In fact, some common positions are pretty well reviled by most women. Let’s take a look at them below!
10. You’re Not Spooning Right
Some girls just can’t seem to improvise. Arianna L. believes spooning isn’t a logical position. “Never figured out how to make that work—very limited range of motion makes it confusing.” You just have to bend over a little more. Our next girl in #9 just can’t seem to choose between one or the other.
9. Make Up Your Mind
Some girls’ position on sexual positions changes depending on their mood. For example, riding on the top versus laying on the bottom. Carissa G. is a perfect example, “Being on top is my favorite, but also my least favorite when I’m tired.” It’s not always about you, Carissa G.!
8. She’s Not A Contortionist
Sam M. says, “I hate when guys put my legs above my head and pin them against me. It makes me feel like I have to barf. Besides, if I wanted to be Betty Spaghetti I would have been a gymnast.” The man will have to be a weight lifter in order to sustain #7.
7. Pinned Up Against The Wall
Lindsay M. says getting pinned against a wall is nice in theory, “but even the strongest guy can’t hold a 100+ pound girl while thrusting for very long.” Pinning a girl up against the wall isn’t supposed to last very long. That’s the beauty part of exploring each other.
6. Summer Of ’69
A quintessential position for mutual pleasure is the infamous 69. Some girls, like Elizabeth E., just don’t understand guys being so close to the exit hole. “I find it so awkward for a guy’s face to be right there.” We wonder if she finds #5 awkward since he’ll be staring at the same side.
5. In The Dog House
Believe it or not, some girls don’t dig doing doggy style. Natalie R. says she would prefer for an engaging guy to mount her from behind. “Otherwise it feels like you’re being used.” I think that’s what turns most people on about it. To each their own.
4. Role Play Time
I never thought putting a girl’s legs up in the air looked like a “diaper change or a very intimate bikini wax,” but Whitney S. seems to think so. Some people make a very good living doing roleplay as a baby. The position in #3 isn’t as weird as a diaper change, yet seems to be a turnoff for some.
3. Ride ‘Em Reverse, Cowgirl
“I’m really not into the whole ‘Please look directly at my ass’ thing,” admits Lauren R. I think that’s the whole point of reverse cowgirl. Some people just like the change of pace from the standard missionary position. But Lauren says it makes her tired and she doesn’t receive much return on her investment.
2. Ben Dover
Even worse than being railed doggy style is just having to bend over. Tiffany L. explains, “If I have something to hold on to, it can be okay, but usually guys are just too over-eager and it feels like I’m receiving some sort of torture.” However, the most common position women hate is something we do naturally in #1.
1. Standing Firm In Her Belief
Standing while having sex doesn’t really make sense. Heather F. has really studied this subject at length. “I’ve never been with a guy whose pelvis directly lines up with mine. The logistics have to be perfect for this, otherwise, he tries to lift me up, and that lasts about 1 minute before his arms go numb.
If you’re having s3x right, then the whole event should move in one fluid motion. It should be an orchestra of different words being said and positions tried. Some girls are finicky and can’t seem to understand why some sexual positions are used.
In fact, some common positions are pretty well reviled by most women. Let’s take a look at them below!
10. You’re Not Spooning Right
Some girls just can’t seem to improvise. Arianna L. believes spooning isn’t a logical position. “Never figured out how to make that work—very limited range of motion makes it confusing.” You just have to bend over a little more. Our next girl in #9 just can’t seem to choose between one or the other.
9. Make Up Your Mind
Some girls’ position on sexual positions changes depending on their mood. For example, riding on the top versus laying on the bottom. Carissa G. is a perfect example, “Being on top is my favorite, but also my least favorite when I’m tired.” It’s not always about you, Carissa G.!
8. She’s Not A Contortionist
Sam M. says, “I hate when guys put my legs above my head and pin them against me. It makes me feel like I have to barf. Besides, if I wanted to be Betty Spaghetti I would have been a gymnast.” The man will have to be a weight lifter in order to sustain #7.
7. Pinned Up Against The Wall
Lindsay M. says getting pinned against a wall is nice in theory, “but even the strongest guy can’t hold a 100+ pound girl while thrusting for very long.” Pinning a girl up against the wall isn’t supposed to last very long. That’s the beauty part of exploring each other.
6. Summer Of ’69
A quintessential position for mutual pleasure is the infamous 69. Some girls, like Elizabeth E., just don’t understand guys being so close to the exit hole. “I find it so awkward for a guy’s face to be right there.” We wonder if she finds #5 awkward since he’ll be staring at the same side.
5. In The Dog House
Believe it or not, some girls don’t dig doing doggy style. Natalie R. says she would prefer for an engaging guy to mount her from behind. “Otherwise it feels like you’re being used.” I think that’s what turns most people on about it. To each their own.
4. Role Play Time
I never thought putting a girl’s legs up in the air looked like a “diaper change or a very intimate bikini wax,” but Whitney S. seems to think so. Some people make a very good living doing roleplay as a baby. The position in #3 isn’t as weird as a diaper change, yet seems to be a turnoff for some.
3. Ride ‘Em Reverse, Cowgirl
“I’m really not into the whole ‘Please look directly at my ass’ thing,” admits Lauren R. I think that’s the whole point of reverse cowgirl. Some people just like the change of pace from the standard missionary position. But Lauren says it makes her tired and she doesn’t receive much return on her investment.
2. Ben Dover
Even worse than being railed doggy style is just having to bend over. Tiffany L. explains, “If I have something to hold on to, it can be okay, but usually guys are just too over-eager and it feels like I’m receiving some sort of torture.” However, the most common position women hate is something we do naturally in #1.
1. Standing Firm In Her Belief
Standing while having sex doesn’t really make sense. Heather F. has really studied this subject at length. “I’ve never been with a guy whose pelvis directly lines up with mine. The logistics have to be perfect for this, otherwise, he tries to lift me up, and that lasts about 1 minute before his arms go numb.